Disfunctional Relationship
Jodie sat sipping on her mocha latte while listening to her friends best friend Katie yap. She rolled her eyes to every sentence thinking at how shallow some people can be. Her attention was spaced as she thought of the good looking gentleman that held the door open for her as she entered the cafe.
Where is he anyway? He can't have just disappeared like that! Okay, lets re-think... He opened the door for me, and he was facing the counter so he WASN'T on his way out and i didn't see him leave, which means he's still in here...
Her train of thought ended at Katies rediculous phrase stating that she was "fat".
Bullshit!!! Bullshit!! that's the biggest load of bullshit i've ever heard in my life! She tought as she stood up and pulled a bazooka up from under the table and pointed it towards the maniacally thin Katie. "Take this you twig!" She said before she pulled the trigger. BANG! Katie flew to the other side of the cafe.
Jodie snapped out of her little daydream and shook her head. You knooow thats never gonna happen, she mused to herself as she smiled weakly towards Katie. Jodie's friend Laura just shook her head. Suddenly, as if by sheer will, Mr. Gentleman appeared next to her.
"Laura, Katie! Long time no see darlings! Honestly. you look faaaabulous in that... what is it? Channel? Gucci?" He grinned. Jodie panicked... Oh god! He's gay! What the hell? why is it all the perfect men are GAY!!! "And who might this beautiful woman be?" He continued as he looked at her. Jodie freaked and looked at Laura who just nodded and smiled.
"I'm Jodie, pleased to meet you Mister ummm..." she trailed off.
"Call me Mo. Anyway, I've to dash, work beckons, ciau my loves," He waved and walked off. Jodie was still dumbstruck as she watched him walk off.
"I think he likes you Jode," Laura piped in.
"You mean i just got hit on by a gay guy?"
"No, he's not gay! He's just british!"
Where is he anyway? He can't have just disappeared like that! Okay, lets re-think... He opened the door for me, and he was facing the counter so he WASN'T on his way out and i didn't see him leave, which means he's still in here...
Her train of thought ended at Katies rediculous phrase stating that she was "fat".
Bullshit!!! Bullshit!! that's the biggest load of bullshit i've ever heard in my life! She tought as she stood up and pulled a bazooka up from under the table and pointed it towards the maniacally thin Katie. "Take this you twig!" She said before she pulled the trigger. BANG! Katie flew to the other side of the cafe.
Jodie snapped out of her little daydream and shook her head. You knooow thats never gonna happen, she mused to herself as she smiled weakly towards Katie. Jodie's friend Laura just shook her head. Suddenly, as if by sheer will, Mr. Gentleman appeared next to her.
"Laura, Katie! Long time no see darlings! Honestly. you look faaaabulous in that... what is it? Channel? Gucci?" He grinned. Jodie panicked... Oh god! He's gay! What the hell? why is it all the perfect men are GAY!!! "And who might this beautiful woman be?" He continued as he looked at her. Jodie freaked and looked at Laura who just nodded and smiled.
"I'm Jodie, pleased to meet you Mister ummm..." she trailed off.
"Call me Mo. Anyway, I've to dash, work beckons, ciau my loves," He waved and walked off. Jodie was still dumbstruck as she watched him walk off.
"I think he likes you Jode," Laura piped in.
"You mean i just got hit on by a gay guy?"
"No, he's not gay! He's just british!"
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